Friday the 13th

The fear of Friday the 13th has been called friggatriskaidekaphobia (Frigga being the name of the Norse goddess for whom "Friday" is named and triskaidekaphobia meaning fear of the number thirteen), or paraskevidekatriaphobia a concatenation of the Greek words Paraskeví (Παρασκευή, meaning "Friday"), and dekatreís (δεκατρείς, meaning "thirteen") attached to phobía (φοβία, from phóbos, φόβος, meaning "fear"). The latter word was derived in 1911 [citation needed] and first appeared in a mainstream source in 1953.

And my all time favourite scary song has to be MJ's Thriller!

Sneaky Sneaky

Don't we all wish it was as easy as this...

Steven Martin

Ok, we all love Steve Martin,

Yes, he can be a little coukey sometimes

But I have to be honest and say

I didn’t realise he was more than a comic actor! (hanging my head in shame)

Much to my surprise he is also an author, playwright, producer, musician and composer as well!

Therefore, I would just like to give an awed bow down to Steve,

And share with you some of my favourite quotes.

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

“I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden.”

“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.” 

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.” 

“Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.” 

“Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

Abbreviations

We all must be very careful when using abbreviations as the can be quite a Handful!

This was part of a form that was on my desk today in work to be worked through. 

I know it's Friday, but come on!

Mind you I think I might like to meet an Ass Manager! 

Wonder what their job entails???

Could I apply?

Life

Forest Gump said that "Life is like a Box of Chocolates....."

Well sorry to disappoint, but it's not!

I LIKE Chocolates!

I hate being sick :(

Bizarre and Funny - Sex Facts

Ok so I got a little bored today, and read a interesting tweet which then, as always, led me on a bit of a tangent.

Here are the results of said tangent.

If there are any that you would like to add please just leave a comment and I will add it to the list.

1. In Victorian times, whores wore pubic wigs
2. Condoms were originally made of animal intestines or linen
3. Men looking at male porn produce more sperm
4.  One out of seventeen, or 400,000,000 people have sex a day. 4,000 people are doing it right now! So, the world is a rockin’, don’t go a knockin’
5. The hotter the room, the fiercer the orgasm.
6. Back in 1609, Dr. Wecker found a dead man with two peckers! Since, eighty cases of double headers have been reported. But no word on whether or not those guys ever got them both on in a threesome.
7. Erotic asphyxiation didn’t just kill INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence. Cutting off oxygen to your brain to feel a strong new sensation during sex causes around 500 American deaths every year.
8. Every year, more than 11,000 American’s are injured while experimenting with bizarre sexual positions.
9. Forty-six percent of women say a good night’s sleep is better than sex
10. The word “masturbation” comes from the Latin meaning “to pollute oneself”.
11. The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.
12. Americans spend twice as much money on pornography than they do on cookies.
13. According to Runner's World magazine, two out of three runners say that they fantasize about sex while running. On the other hand, one out of 11 fantasizes about running while having sex.
14. According to Runner's World magazine, two out of three runners say that they fantasize about sex while running. On the other hand, one out of 11 fantasizes about running while having sex.
15. According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating.
16. Pornography is derived from the Greek word meaning "the writings of prostitutes."
17. Kellogg's Corn Flakes were invented by a Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation.
18. During sexual intercourse, in addition to the genitals and breasts, the inner nose also swells.
19. During any given period, women who read romance novels have a tendency to have twice as many lovers as those who don’t.
20. Most men under 40 years of age can achieve an erection in less than 10 seconds.
21. The longest erect penis on record was 13 inches. The smallest was 1cm.
22. According to experts, sex is about 10 times more effective as a tranquilliser than Valium.
23. 75% of Japanese women own a vibrator. The average worldwide is 47%.
24. Straight men tend to have smaller penises than gay men.
25. Pops likes to get it on. Seventy-three-percent of 70-year-old men are still potent. Whoa, down boy!

Random Image Search Part 8

As a follow up to a past Ramdom Image Search, I have found another rather weird bathroom picture.

You may remember that the previous picture was of sinks.

Well this one is of urinals.

And keeping with tradition, it was the 5th picture that came up on a search for Hot Sexy Naked Guy

I mean I have hear of watersports fetish's but personally I think this is going a little over board.

Erotic Anime Pirates

Did you ever think that the "Urg Argh" type of Pirates could be sexy? I honestly have some really bad stereotypical images in my head of Pirates.

But I also have this slight (ok huge!) thing for Anime Adult Movies (Hentai i think it's called - If I'm wrong please let me know).

Therefore, when I was doing some random web hopping and came across this picture on a Russian Forum I was slightly shocked and intrigued.
I think I might have to find myself a couple of hot Pirate books to read.
If anyone has any suggestions please let me know.

Wouldn't you just love to know their story?
Are they boat mates?
Are they enemies?
Is it Doctor and Patient?
Captain and his First Mate?

Awwww I'm going to daydreaming different scenarios for the bext few hours on this and see which I like the best and run with that for a while. :)

I would like to say that I do not own this image and if the owner would like to to remove this I will be more than happy to, my contact information is available at the bottom of my blog. I tried to figure out who the owner is, unfortunately the site I saw this on is in Russian and even Google Translator couldn't figure it out.

Random Image Search Part 6

Hi All

I've been at it again!

Who thought that just a nice word like LOVE could produce such random images?

Yes we all know that Love can be rather random, but to this point? Really?

I don't think I would put this image under the guise of Love more like Erotic.
It kind of makes me think of an Adult Version of "How to Train Your Dragon".

Let me know what you all think?

Quote of the Day

Lose your temper and you lose a friend; lie and you lose yourself.

Hopi proverb

Quote of the Day

Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul.

Democritus

Random Image Search Part 5

As always with one of my Random Image Searches I typed in a random word and just had a look around at what came back.

For this one I was a little less imaginative and just simply wrote the word random.

OK so we all have to admire great artistry, and that is certainly true in this case.

Whether you are a fan of Tattoo's and Superhero's or not I think everyone can agree that this is possibly one of the best you will ever see.

This guy really must have a high pain threshold but props to him because... well...yea!

Getting to know Me

Just a little bit about me.

[A is for age:] ~ 27
[B is for beer of choice:] ~ Miller
[C is for career:] ~ Report Analyst
[D is for favourite drink] ~ Tea (I’m a tea-a-holic)
[E is for essential item you use every day:] ~ Laptop (can’t live without it, how sad is that!)
[F is for favourite song at the moment:] ~ Garth Brooks – Thunder Road
[G is for favourite game:] ~ Sudoku
[H is for hometown] ~ Waterford, Ireland
[I is for instruments you play:] ~ Piano (it’s been a long time though)
[J is for favourite juice?:] ~ Orange
[K is for kids?:] ~ 0 (but working on it *wink*)
[L is for languages? ] ~ English, Little German, Little Spanish, little everything really
[M is for mate?] ~ yes, I have the ring!
[N is for name of your best friend(s)] ~ Dawn
[O is for overnight hospital stays:] ~ 2 (both for the same thing as the hospital lost the records for the 1^st stay so had to do it all over again!)
[P is for phobias:] ~ clowns (it’s not right to be that happy all the time)
[Q is for quote?] ~ At the moment it is: In every field of endeavour, there are the timid and there are the tigers. Go on. Be a tiger.
[R is for regrets?] ~ No regrets. Everything happens for a reason.
[S is for self-confidence:] ~ None, I’m a bit of a mouse.
[T time you wake up] ~ I get up at 7.30am but I don’t wake up until at least 10.00am!
[U is for underwear:] ~ As long as it is comfortable I really don’t care!
[V is for vegetable you love:] ~ The nonexistent kind.
[W is for wine] I’ll drink white but prefer to just have a Tia Maria with Milk.
[X is for x-rays you've had:] ~ 1
[Y is for yummy food you make:] ~ I make a savage apple brownie but I might need to get back to you as I am currently planning a ginger fruit cake.
[Z is for zodiac sign:] Aquarius

Quote of the Day

Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

James Bryant Conant 

Quote of the Day

If you are going through hell, keep going.

British statesman Winston Churchill (1874-1965) 

Random Image Search - Part 4

Time for another Random Image Search I think.

I has been a while since I did one and I just had the word Time stuck in my head.

So whats  a girl to do. I stuck it in a search engine and look at what I found.

How much do you want one of these.

You really wouldn't want to have had a couple of drinks when you try to tell the time on it though.

Thank You Stephani Hecht

At the current moment I am reading Stephani Hecht's new book; Chances Vindication. I quite literally started reading it 5 minutes ago, but already I have found my new Favourite Word.

Drum Roll Please......

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Pant-a-licious 

How much do you love this word?

So thank you Stephani, 

I can think of a few ongoing conversations in work that I can use this in.

Quote of the day

Perhaps it is better to be irresponsible and right than to be responsible and wrong.

British statesman Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Quote of the Day

If things do not turn out as we wish, we should wish for them as they turn out.

Greek philosopher Aristotle (384-322 BC)

Quote of the Day

Humility does not mean you think less of yourself. It means you think of yourself less.

American business consultant Dr Kenneth Blanchard