Quote of the Day

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

C S Lewis (1898-1963)

Quote of the Day

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

Elbert Hubbard 

IMPORTANT RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

IMPORTANT RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

Part One:

• Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
• Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.
• Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
• Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
• Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then, neither does milk.

Part Two:

1. Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys
2. Rum and ice will ruin your liver.
3. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.
4. Gin and ice will ruin your brain.
5. Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.

Apparently ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!!!